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“Blade” has been doing
well at the box office for weeks now. Despite a few gaping lacunae in
as an action movie it’s not so badly done — it’s got decent fighting,
interesting urban-vampire mise-en-scene, and actors who seem adequate to
their limited tasks.
What no one seems to be concerned over is a throwaway piece of
scenery, perhaps two thirds of the way through the movie, in which we
follow the camera’s eye along a very slow trek through an unbearably hip
underground nightclub (one of the chiccer-than-thou vampire hangouts).
Music for the scene is provided by a live band. And the members of
are (or are dressed as) barely pubescent Japanese schoolgirls —
babified voices, microscopic miniskirts, knee socks, and flashing white
underpants. Their audience? Middle-aged, business-suited, mostly Asian
who through the smoky darkness are all eyeing these “schoolgirls” on
with concentrated, strip-club-raw, undisguised lust.
Let me be fair here. The band members might be over eighteen. Though
white cotton crotches can fairly be described as prominent, there are no
actual naked private body parts in evidence. And it’s reasonable to
out that the scene is, after all, intended to represent the decadence
of the vampires’ culture. But the use of this aesthetic (drawn from
periodically hip and often hardcore-pornographic Japanese cartoon genre)
struck me and my escort as, shall we say, a bit daring in the context of
In my opinion, the scene works artistically, but the filmmakers’
include it was misguided. This is a movie made from a comic book.
are its major target audience. Legitimizing the prominent use of this
of content via a movie like “Blade” threatens to cast a patina of
over child pornography.
“Blade” is a New Line Cinema production;
who would like to reach the company can write to New Line Cinema, 888
Ave, New York, NY 10106.
All federal payments to go digital by 1999
The federal government is conducting an ongoing initiative to convert
of its nearly 1 billion annual payments from paper check to electronic
transfer (i.e., direct deposit, ATM-card-like devices, etc.). Working
mandate of the Debt Collection Improvement Act signed by President
Clinton on April
26, 1996 (), federal departments
and agencies are on the fast track to ensure that all payments, except
refunds, are made electronically by January 1999. Hardship waivers will
required to get out of using EFT, which will be required for social
security and all other benefits paid by the Defense and Treasury
for tax refunds. Read all about it at The
Electronic Funds Transfer
(EFT) 99 site.
Minneapolis’ misguided multiculturalism
Attorney Scott W. Johnson’s essay “The Multicultural Mistake,” which
originally appeared in the August 31, 1998 edition of the Minneapolis
Tribune, assesses the peculiar effects of multicultural ideology upon a
Minneapolis school system coping with an influx of immigrant black
from Somalia. One highlight (lowlight?) of the ensuing tragicomedy of
errors was this quotation from an unnamed assistant school principal:
kids need to understand that you are black. You African-American kids
to understand that you are African.” Read Johnson’s essay online now at
Claremont Institute Web site.
Law schools administer some of the most useful legal Web sites.
School’s Legal Information Institute
provides a smorgasbord of
resources. Its online library includes a collection
of recent and historic Supreme Court decisions, hypertext versions of
full U.S. Code, U.S. Constitution, Code of Federal Regulations, Federal
Evidence, and Civil Procedure, as well as recent opinions of the New
Court of Appeals. Also available: an email address directory of faculty
staff at U.S. law schools; contact information on other people and
organizations in the field of law; state, foreign, and international
materials; and an ethics law library. And, of course, you can find out
anything you might want to know about Cornell Law School and the Cornell
Boston College School of Law’s National Consumer Law Center
is a nonprofit corporation
focuses more on lay needs; the resources here deal with credit reports,
telemarketing scams, foreclosures, senior citizens’ problems with
companies, and so forth.
The 21st-century dictator’s choice:
a virtual stenographer
Computer speech-recognition technology has improved out of all
(so to speak) in cost, ease, and accuracy over the last year or two, and
entrepreneurs and innovators are already well into the race to come up
practical, wide-appeal applications. Exhibit A: CyberTranscriber, an automated, Internet-based
transcription service. You can dictate into a PC-attached microphone or
hand-held digital recorder, or simply by calling a toll-free number and
speaking into the phone — meaning you don’t have to be physically near
computer to use the service: you can dictate from your car phone, if you
like. The computer speech-recognition system generates a transcription,
it (the reviews regarding accuracy are excellent), encrypts it, and
to you by the next day via email as a Microsoft Word-based attachment.
especially groovy feature, a synchronized playback of your original
dictation comes integrated into your new Word document.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
At the unprepossessingly named SJI Tobacco site,
you can order cigars (pipes, accessories, etc.) online at what I am
assured are first-rate prices for high quality. Use a search engine to
just the cigar you’re looking for, or just go learn everything you ever
wanted to know about cigars via their FAQ. No Monica content, or at
least none that I managed to run across.