To: George Bush & John McCain
From: Jude Wanniski
Re: Keeping Things in Perspective
Involved as you are in your own race, you may not have noticed yet, but the two Democrats in the race are both absolutely certain that we humans are responsible for global warming and the U.S. government must do something about it! I’d thought Bill Bradley might challenge Al Gore on this issue, as the veep practically invented global warming. Nope, Bradley has tried to get to Gore’s left even with the Tree Huggers and has pledged to lead the crusade against further oxidation of carbon. Indeed, he even says he worries about 1.2 billion Chinese buying autos with internal combustion engines.
On the other hand, neither of you aspirants seem very sure of your ground on the global warming issue. Governor Bush, early last year I noticed you came out in favor doing something about global warming after being briefed by an environmentalist, but you didn’t seem sure of yourself. Senator McCain, I noticed you were asked about G.W. on Hardball last week by a young lady who says she worries about it. Instead of saying what you thought, pro or con, you dodged, saying you would get the best minds to advise you.
If you do, senator, you should include a physicist among your best minds, as they tend to believe it highly unlikely that humans can warm the planet. Politicians hardly ever ask physicists. Now I’m not great at physics, fellows, but I try to keep things in perspective. In the 1970s, when I was writing the energy editorials for The Wall Street Journal, the Club of Rome was insisting mankind was running out of liquid petroleum. Almost all Democrats and most Republicans took the warning seriously. As an old-fashioned reporter, I inquired as to how much oil had been discovered and where it had been discovered. I found that since the discovery of oil in Pennsylvania in 1857, 3.2 million holes had been drilled looking for the stuff, 2.5 million in the U.S., in the Oil Patch. Why were 78 percent drilled in our little corner of Earth, a few more in Europe and the USSR, and fewer than 5 percent in the rest of the world. It struck me that we are the only country on earth where citizens who own the surface rights to their property also own the mineral rights! Holy smokes!! The earth has barely been scratched!
It further dawned on me that serious men and women of both political parties were not only in total ignorance of these facts, but they also did not care when I informed them. Their positions were fixed by their parties! There were VOTES to be had in “preserving the environment,” even on false assumptions. The late Edmund Muskie of Maine 20 years ago noted how we were running out of space in the United States. New Jersey was his example, as he would observe it while flying or driving along the corridor to Washington, D.C. Hmm. A check of the Almanac showed New Jersey has the highest concentration of people of all 50 states, yet the Department of Agriculture classifies one third of the Garden State as FOREST, a good chunk of the rest as farmland.
Wow! We really are Little. Except the most rabid enviros around – the editorial writers of the N.Y. Times, think Big. Living on top of each other, they think grandiose thoughts about how big man is and how small Man has made Mother Nature. Again I grabbed the Almanac and found that if you tried to fit New York State into Nevada, you would have room left over for New Jersey, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, Delaware, Maryland and most of Lake Ontario!!!
Now I’m onto something, fellows. Just because we won the Cold War, we think we are GOD!!! Bigger than life!!! We are actually WARMING THE PLANET even as we exhale, but mostly as we are driving around in SUVs and stretch limos. Just how Big are we? If we took all the petroleum discovered and produced since 1857, how many barrels would that be? Easy enough, says the American Petroleum Institute: 178 BILLION BARRELS. Wow: 178,000,000,000. A huge number. But how big is that mass? Would it fill Lake Superior? Well, how about Lake Tahoe, on the Nevada-California border? Tahoe is 193 square miles at its surface and 1,640 feet at its deepest point. The Lake Tahoe Regional Commission tells me by telephone there are 946 BILLION BARRELS in the lake. CHECK, PLEASE, THIS CAN’T BE TRUE! But it is. All the oil we teeny people have consumed since 1857 would fill less than 20 percent of the Tahoe that our Creator filled with crystalline fresh water!
Governor? Senator? Do you get my drift? We are LITTLE. The Earth is BIG. The N.Y. Times doesn’t know it, and if it does, it wants to keep it secret. The great majority of American people know it, though. Why not tell them you know it too?