Question: How does Chuck Norris sign books?
Answer: Surprisingly, he signs them just like everyone else – one letter at a time.
Maybe that’s not the superhero laugh line you expect when the subject is Chuck Norris. But it is the truth. And sticking to the truth is always a good idea around Chuck Norris.
The truth is that Chuck Norris just finished signing 1,000 copies of his “Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America” exclusively for sale on WND. He is not doing any other book signings anywhere in the nation.
The book reached No. 14 on the New York Times best-sellers list.
So this represents your one and only chance to get Chuck Norris’ book signed by the author, sealed by fate and delivered by WND. It won’t cost you a dime more than it costs unsigned, but there is one catch. Supplies are limited.
Once these 1,000 copies sell out, there is no guarantee Chuck Norris will sign any more copies. (Because nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do.)