Because ye ask not
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
After the election, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decided to do her best to heal the wounds with her rivals in the bitter campaign.
She invited the ticket that defeated John McCain and her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, to a caribou-hunting trip.
She hired three prominent experts in their fields to assist.
Dick Cheney would lead them on the hunt.
Ted Kennedy would drive them back to their cabins each evening.
And Bill Clinton would entertain their wives and daughters.