Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

As President Obama was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said:

“Nice pigs, sir.”

The president replied, “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got
one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.”

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said,

“Excellent trade, sir.”

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