Hits pay dirt
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington; one from Illinois, one from Tennessee and a third from Kentucky. They all go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Tennessee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Illinois contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”
The official, incredulous, whispers back, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Illinois contractor whispers back, “$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire that guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies the government official.