You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
There’s new excitement this week among astronomers worldwide.
It appears that through new technology and round-the-clock work by many teams of experts, they have uncovered new information about the beginnings of the universe, the “Big Bang” that many theories have adopted.
The word is that a brief sound was identified as happening immediately before the “Big Bang.”
Apparently it was, “Uh-oh.”