You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A plane is on its way to Houston when Amanda, in economy class, gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells Amanda that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
Amanda replies, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The copilot goes back to Amanda and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
Amanda replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here.”
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to Amanda and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry.” and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
“I told her, first class isn’t going to Houston.”