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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Question: Have you ever had a credit card stolen?
Answer: Yes, my wife’s credit card was stolen.
Question: Did you report it missing?
Answer: No, the guy who stole it spends less than my wife, so I’m better off.