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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man has a talking parrot that has a temper and a tendency toward vulgarity.
One day the bird loses his temper and begins to swear.
“Be quiet!” his owner warns him, but the bird continues in a rampage. “Be quiet” the owner repeats, “or I will put you in the freezer!”
The bird, seemingly unthreatened, continues his tantrum. The owner picks up the bird, opens the freezer door and puts the bird inside.
Several minutes later, the man opens the door to see his parrot shivering.
“Are you going to be good now?” the man asks. “Yyyes” the bird replies. “I jjjjjust hhhhave one qqqquestion. WWWWhat ddddid the tttturkey dddo?”