Metes out justice
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A man walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and a rope leading a male buffalo in the other. “Coffee,” he demands of the waiter.
“Coming right up,” the waiter says.
He hands a cup of coffee to the man, who drinks it down in one gulp, then turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, sending animal parts everywhere. Then he walks out.
The next morning the man returns. He still has the shotgun in one hand and is holding a rope leading another male buffalo in the other hand. “Coffee,” he demands again.
“Wait a minute,” says the waiter. “We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about?”
The man smiles:
“I’m training for Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave the mess for others to clean up and disappear for the rest of the day.”