By the numbers
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked inside.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic standing outside the driver’s side door, working feverishly to unlock it.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
“Hey,” I announced to the technician, “it’s open!”
His reply, “I know. I already got that side.”