And hard place
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A senior senator called a new travel agent and had a question about the documents he would need to travel to China.
After a lengthy discussion about details, he was reminded by the agent that he would need a visa.
“Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those,” he said.
The agent double-checked and sure enough, his stay would require a visa.
She confirmed to the senator the requirements and got this response.
“‘Look, I’ve been to China four times, and every time they have accepted my American Express!”