For the dead
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man comes home from his golf game, and his wife asks if he had a good time.
“No,” he said. “In fact, it was the worst day of my life!
“Harry dropped dead of a heart attack on the 9th hole!” he said.
“Sympathetic, his wife says, “Oh, poor Harry! And that must have been awful for you!”
The golfer replies, “You’re telling me! For the whole back nine, it was ‘Hit the ball, drag Harry; Hit the ball, drag Harry…'”