Depends on outlook
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources department chief during the welcoming briefing.
“You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of our employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, the boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads “No.”
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool!!!” the leader said. “For four weeks we have been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually works!”