And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A golfer slices his shot badly, walks down the fairway and starts thrashing through the underbrush looking for his lost golf ball.
He spends half an hour hunting, works up a sweat and is hot and dirty, and is just about to give up.
All the while a little old lady has been watching him from a nearby bench where she’s sitting and knitting.
“Excuse me,” she hesitantly breaks into the golfer’s silence. “But is it against the rules if I tell you where it is?