In the dung heap
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A minister is driving down to New York to see a show and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
The minister says, “Just water.”
The sheriff says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”