By the numbers
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A bus loaded with politicians is passing a remote farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into a deep ditch.
The man from the farm comes out, and finding the politicians, buries them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man.
“So you buried all the politicians?” asked the police officer, “Were they all dead?”
The man said, “Some said they weren’t, but you know how politicians lie.”