How to get the job done
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Teaching first-year English, I am very strict about grammar and punctuation. One day, as we read the works of a modern poet, a young woman seemed puzzled.
“How come he uses capital letters in the middle of the sentence and misspells some of the words?” she asked.
“That’s called ‘poetic license,’” I explained.
“Oh!” she replied. “How can I apply for one?”