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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life,
which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him frail,
and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath.
This made him … what?
A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.