And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two men are at a bus stop. One notices the other’s T-shirt that says, “U.C. Berkeley.”
“Did you go to Berkeley?” he asks.
The other guy says, “Yes, I’ve went for three terms.”
First guy says, “You mean three semesters…”
Other guy says, “No, three terms. You know, Nixon, Ford, Carter.”