Because ye ask not
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man died and was taken by the devil to his place of eternal torment.
As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a trial lawyer he recognized snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
“That’s unfair!” he cried, “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!”
“Shut up!” barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”