As it lays
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A man walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the man and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
The man said, “You know, I bet he will.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
The man placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to the man, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
The man replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 6 p.m. news, and so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”