Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and inquired of his father
if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal
with his son.
“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a
little, get your hair cut and we’ll talk about the car,” he said.
The boy thought about that for a moment decided he’d settle for the offer
and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, “Son, I’ve been real proud. You
brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your
Bible, but I’m real disappointed you haven’t gotten your hair cut.”
The young man paused a moment then said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been
thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible
that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had
long hair and there’s even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.”
To this his father replied, “Did you also notice they all walked
everywhere they went?”