By the numbers
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My neighbor Larry, a fish and game warden, decided to go fishing at a local river on his lunch break. Upon arriving, he met up with another angler at his favorite spot.
“You can’t fish while you’re on duty,” the angler said as Larry cast his line.
“I’m not on duty,” Larry said. “It’s my lunch break.”
After a while, Larry decided to check that the fisherman had a license. “Can I see your license?” he asked.
“No,” the sharp angler refused. “You’re not on duty.”