For the dead
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I teach kindergarten. Each year, I tell the children firmly that I do not tie shoelaces. I tell them they must find out who among them does and ask each other for help.
After one such lecture, there was a pause, then a hand shot up. Staring at my feet, a little girl asked, “Miss, how did you get your shoelaces tied?”