You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before.
“But it ended,” he said, “when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”
“What did she say?” asked the friend.
The husband replied, “She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you coward!’”