Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

“Do you want to insure this?” asked the clerk at the post office when I handed her my package.

“Nope” I answered. “The contents aren’t breakable.”

The clerk wasn’t so sure. “Ma’am, we are professionals. We can break anything!”

a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.