Hit the pan
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A young ventriloquist was touring the clubs and one night he was doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he was going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way. What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general.”
The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize and the blonde yelled, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that idiot on your knee.”