And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A banker approaches the Pearly Gates sweating and struggling with a heavy suitcase. Saint Peter greets him and says, “Set the suitcase down and come in.”
“No way!” barks the banker. “I have to bring it in.”
“What could possibly be in there that’s so important?” ask Peter.
The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks. Peter’s jaw drops: “You brought pavement?”