Holding the bag
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man with a heart condition inherits a million dollars. His family, concerned that the shock might trigger a heart attack, asks his minister to tell him about the windfall.
The minister goes to the man’s house and, after pleasantries, asks him, “What would you do if you inherited a million dollars?”
“Well, pastor,” the man says, “I think I would give half of it to your church.”
At that, the pastor keels over dead.