You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A Jewish man was riding on the subway reading a Nazi newspaper when his friend stepped aboard and was shocked by the sight.
“Moise,” he said, “have you lost your mind? Why are you reading a Nazi newspaper?
Moise replied: “I used to read the Jewish newspapers but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing from assimilation and marriage, Jews living in poverty. So, I switched to the Nazi newspaper.
“Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews rule the world. The news, it’s so much better.”