You're under oath
Smiling after being turned away from the Pearly Gates…
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man, having been turned away at the Pearly Gates, was nonetheless grinning from ear to ear. Upon being asked about his inappropriate demeanor, he explained.
“Saint Peter said that I was being refused because I knowingly voted for candidates who support abortion, assisted suicide, and embryonic stem cell research. But then I realized, ‘Hey! I might be six feet under but, thanks to ACORN, I can continue to vote for those same candidates again, and again, and again…'”