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An offer from the devil…
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The devil visited a U.S. congressman’s office and made him an offer.
“I can arrange some things for you,” the devil said, “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your constituents will love you; lobbyists will respect you; you’ll have six months of vacation each year, live to be a hundred, and not be voted out of office. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”
The congressman thought for a moment then asked, “What’s the catch?”