Do you have the time?
Will a change fix it?
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
There’s an old sea story in the Navy about a ship’s captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the chief boson’s mate that his men smelled bad.
The captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their
The chief responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”
The chief went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The
captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.
“Pittman, you change with Jones; McCarthy, you change with Witkowski; and
Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!!!”
THE MORAL: Someone may be promising “Change”; but don’t count on things smelling any better!!