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But one worker doesn’t laugh.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody laughed uproariously, except one girl.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss, “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m quitting Friday.”