A pay raise
An encouragement not to drink.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.
The officer looked in the driver’s window and asked, “What are those knives doing in your car?”
“I juggle them in my act,” he replied.
“Oh, yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
So the juggler got out of his car and started tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says to his wife, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking! Look at the test they’re making you do now!”