By the numbers
But what are the results?
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A blonde and a brunette go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the bass boat, the truck, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of them catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1,500?”
The blonde says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”