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A waitress helps out.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehicle across the country and were nearing a Florida city spelled, Kissimee.
They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-ih-me, kis-IH-me, kis-ih-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the city.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress, “My wife and I can’t figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are, and say it very slowly so we can understand?”
The waitress looked at him and said, “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnng.”