The coffee beans
Arranging a pizza delivery.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community.
Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery.
“I’d like to order a large pepperoni, please,” I said, then gave him the address of our condominium.
“We’ll be there in about half an hour,” the kid at the other end replied. “Your gate code is still 1238, right?”