You're under oath
And earns every penny.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
Defense attorney: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did
you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing closing argument in court this morning, I’m
beginning to think I didn’t!”