And earns every penny.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


Defense attorney: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did

you steal the car?”

Client: “After hearing your amazing closing argument in court this morning, I’m

beginning to think I didn’t!”

a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.