And winds up getting the runaround.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A driver tucked a note under the windshield wiper of his automobile saying, “I’ve circled this block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park in this no-parking zone I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve circled this block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

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