For the dead
Trusting a customer.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss.
She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, “I suppose you will want some identification?”
He replied without hesitation, “No ma’am, that won’t be necessary.”
“How come?” asked the woman.
“Crooks don’t buy peat moss.” answered the clerk.