Holding the bag
Gets husband thinking.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman remained at her husband’s bedside as he slipped in and out of a coma for several months.
When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she next to him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you stayed by my side. There’s only one thing left to say.”
“What’s that?” she asked.
“I’m beginning to think you bring me bad luck!”