You're under oath
Leads to a rude awakening.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A young woman woke up from and afternoon nap and told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight!” he said with a smile.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”