You're under oath
To strawberry fields forever.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Walter, who is quite elderly is resting peacefully on the front porch of a nursing home in the country, sees a cloud of dust up the road.
He watches a farmer approaching with a wagon.
“Good afternoon!” hollers out Walter.
“Afternoon,” says the farmer.
“Where you headed?” asks Walter.
“What do you have in the wagon?” Walter continued.
“Manure, eh? What do you do with it?”
“I spread it over my strawberries,” the farmer says matter-of-factly.
“Well,” says Walter, “you should come back here for lunch someday. We use whipped cream.”