You're under oath
To be heavy burden.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
As two women sat in a coffee shop, they started to discuss their home lives. One said, “It seems like all Robert and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset that I’ve lost fifteen pounds.”
“Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.
“Oh, not yet,” the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least ten more pounds first!”