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Into the headlines.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day.
Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he asked the on-location reporter to omit them from any accounts he might turn in to his newspaper.
The reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with, “The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published.”