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And the title of the song …
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
During a funeral, the organist played a beautiful rendition of Bach’s “Sheep May Safely Graze” as the casket was carried out of the church. After the service, the minister complimented him on his performance.
“Oh, by the way,” the minister asked, “Do you know what the deceased did for a living?”
“No idea,” said the organist as he began packing up.
The minister smiled, “He was a butcher.”