Requires military precision.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Despite his low opinion of lieutenants, the sergeant kept a respectful tone as he taught us how to bail out of a plane in an emergency.

“Sirs, to open the hatch,” he began, “turn this lever to the right, then pull that handle.”

“What if we don’t follow that sequence?” a second lieutenant asked.

“Then, sir,” said the sergeant patiently, “you hit the hatch handle with a crash ax.”

“That’ll open the hatch?”

“No, sir. But it will keep your mind occupied until you crash.”

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